Warnings: Weird stuff…I was very sick while writing this and thought
I’d just hang back and let someone else do all the work. Enjoy!
Author:
(coughs) Oh boy. Man oh man, I think I’m going to die.
Duo{He walks
happily into Rica’s room, noticing her lying in bed.} Hi there, Rica. Say…you
don’t look too hot!
Author: Great observation Duo. Now if you’ll go away
unless you’d like to stay and become another victim of the flu…
Duo:
Hey…you’re sick aren’t you? {Duo seems to be having a very blonde
moment}
Author: …It’s like talking to a brick wall…
Duo: What
is?
Author: Talking to you…(I cough again.) Duo…please…I don’t want you
to get sick. You better go.
Duo: Ok. But, who’s going to write the fic
today?
Author (sighing) Oh man, I forgot.
Duo: SAY! I could be the
author for you!
Author: (lifts eyebrows) You? An author? I don’t
know….
Duo: Come on…it’s not like I can screw up THAT
much!
Author: eh…
Duo: PLEASE!! (gives me a puppy
face)
Author: (coughs and then sighs) Alright…just for today.
Duo:
YEA!!
Author: Try to at least get something of a plot.
Duo: I
know! I know! You just get some rest!
Author: Okay. (Is tucked in by Duo,
and falls asleep soundly.)
Duo: Chuckles…
1 WuFei’s Goes
Wee-wee
By Duo Maxwell
Once upon a time, their were a boy dude
named WuFei who waz very very mean to this really cool and hansome lookin guy
culled DUO MAXWELL cuz Duo went out with chicks, and WuFei did not so that mad
him realy mad and stuff like that so WuFei decided to go and kill the cool dude
Duo and one night while WuFei was sleeping, BANG, and he got up to see what it
culd be and nothing was their so he went back to sleep but boom again, and he
got scared and went wee-wee al over himself so he gots up to clean off his
Paj…uh…paja…er…pajm…uh…his P.J.s, but anywho, he ended up cleaning himselfs off
and went to bed time, and I, I mean Duo went back to the house and found out
Wufei’s evil plan so I, I mean Duo took a bunch of post-it thingies and put
thems all over Wufei and when WuFei woke up there was post its all over him and
he got scarred again and went wee-wee again and got up to cleans himselfs, but
saw Duo making out with some chick, and it waz really WuFei’s wife, and Wufei
got pissed and tried to kills me, I mean Duo, but Duo was so quick he went
Matrix all up WuFei’s ass and WuFei screamed, and ran away bleeding while Duo
went back to making out with Mrs. WuFei and Duo suddenly becames very rich, got
married, and lives in pizza hut.
END!!
Duo: Hm…this is awesome! I
wrote a cool fic! Woo-hoo!
(WuFei walks in) WuFei: Say, what are you
doing in Rica’s room? Why are you in her desk? And what the hell are you
writing?
Duo: I’m writing the fic for today. Rica’s sick you see, and I’m
taking over. (Says pleasantly)
WuFei: That is an injustice. Not only
can’t you write, but you always come up with the lousiest ideas… (looks to small
fic by Duo.) NANI!!??
Duo: You like it?
WuFei: MAXWELL!! I’M GOING
TO PUNISH YOU!! GAHHH!! (Takes out sword and chases Duo around.)
Duo:
AHHH! I think it’s a good fic! Leave me alone!
WuFei: (growling)
INJUSTICE!!!
Duo jumps onto bed, stepping onto Rica.
Author: AHH!
What the hell? (She suddenly sees a sword in her face, and flips off the bed to
avoid being hit.) THUMP!
WuFei: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID
AMERICAN!!
Duo: I laugh at you, silly Chinese man!
WuFei:
GAHHH!!!
Author: SHUT UP!!! (They both stare at me.) You two are going to
pay for interrupting my sleep!!!
WuFei: Oh shit…
WuFei: This is
all your fault, you know that?
Duo: You’re only saying that because
you’re wearing a tutu.
(WuFei is tied up to a tree, while wearing a pink
shiny tutu that’s all fluffy. Poor Duo, on the other hand is tied up to a chair.
Just above him, a happy meal is being hung from a tree branch. It is just out of
reach, but Duo can smell the haunting smell of the delicious burger and fries.
He had already jumped several times, trying to grab the meal, but all in
vain!
Duo: Damn…I’m hungry. I can smell that food!
(Drooling)
WuFei: (Chuckles…) heh heh, too bad, we’re going to be stuck
here for a LONG time, and you won’t be able to eat that for a LONG
time…
Duo:(whimpering) I want my burger…
WuFei:(mock whimpering) I
want my dignity…
Duo: Bite me, man bitch.
WuFei: OK! THAT”S IT!
ONCE I GET OUT OF THESE ROPES I’m GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Meanwhile, in
Rica’s room-
Author: (snoring) zzzzzzzzz!
Mariemeia: (typing new
fic) I will rule the world. Bwa hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
