1 Warning: (Please read this…it’s important to me and the
sheep)
2 LEMON HERE!!! All those afraid of lemon, please…step away from
the computer…now…right now…go on…step away…but make sure you can read this (if
you’re reading this from paper, then by all means…step away from the paper!) Ok,
make sure you can still read this as I give instructions. Now…quickly, look for
the closet exit. Once you spot a suitable escape rout RUN…as fast as you can…in
that direction. Understand? Good………..hey, I said run away…I mean it…stop reading
this and go…run…go on…quick dawdling…run….God dammit, when I tell you to run,
you run! GAHHHHHHH!!! Wait…are you one of those people who like lemon? Oh…well,
I can understand why you would stay then…never mind…my bad. You are, aren’t you?
No…not you, I’m talking about the guy behind you reading over your
shoulder.
3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Made you look!!! You did, didn’t you?
Don’t try to deny it. I know you looked. You were afraid that someone would know
you were reading lemon, weren’t you? I knew it. You know you people who read
this stuff are so perverted. Well…actually I can’t talk because I write this
stuff, but hey…I don’t enjoy writing stuff about icky disgusting nauseating
sickening revolting surprisingly interesting repulsive crap, now do I? Wait…what
the hell did I write again. Well, the point is YOU are too self-conscious about
what other people think. So what if you enjoy anime porn or in other words
hentai. You have a right to. We are Americans, aren’t we? We do have a free
country, don’t we? We have memorials, history, veterans, the flag, and pretty
little stickers with yellow smiley faces and black beady little eyes that seem
so damn perky and cute at the same time. WE’RE AMERICANS!!!! PEOPLE HAVE FOUGHT
AND DIED FOR OUR RIGHTS!! SO TAKE THAT MISTER “Anime is revolting.” Take that
Ms. “Porn is disturbing.” As right as Americans, we will watch and /or read as
much as we can get our hands on it. So UP YOURS YOU PORN HIPPIES! DAMN YOU ALL!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
4 Er uh…dammit, I forgot the
hell what I was going to write about.
